Stress Reliever # 13
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you
are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with
all the others!"

Stress Reliever # 14
"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."

Stress Reliever # 15
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty
face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I
like your sense of humour."

Stress Reliever # 16
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."

Good time

author: unknown

In 1940 two men were flying from New York to Los Angeles on what was then a new DC-3. The left New York and when they landed in Philadelphia, a red truck drove up to put fuel into the wing.

A little while later, they landed in Pittsburgh and, again, a red truck pulled up to fill the tanks with fuel.

Each time they landed to discharge or take on passengers, a red truck would pull up and add fuel to the tanks. Finally, after landing in Kansas City and seeing truck pull up again, one said to the other, "we sure are making good time."

Said the other, "yes, we are, and so is that red truck!"

A woman calls a doctor and says:
"Doctor! Doctor! I'm going to die in 59 seconds"
The doctor answers :
"Ill be there in a minute"

Women

author: unknown

Asian women have always been exotic. Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs. One said that Japanese women have their going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical, just like everybody else. The argument went on for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going to another friend who has a Japanese wife. Surely, he should know! After being told of the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said: "Vertical, just like everybody else", and I'll prove it! Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway and she appeared from the second floor bedroom. "Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister" Like a good obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister. On the way down there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor. See? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical, just like everybody else? The two scratched their heads in wonder. What does that prove, one asks? "If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, .....blub...blub....blub...blub

Asian Breasts

author: unknown

group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"

Girl talks

author: sưu tầm

There are 3 pregnant women sitting in a conference room. While waiting for the meeting, they have a little chat about their pregnancỵ

The first woman says to the other twọ..
I think im gonna have a little boỵ...

Why do do say that? the other 2 women asked...
Cuz everytime my husband and i have sex, he always wanted to be on top. and they said if the man lay on top, most likely is gonna be a boỵ said the 1st ladỵ...

The 2nd woman said i think im gonna have a girl.

Why do u say that? the ladies asked...'cuz everytimes my husband and i have sex, i always on top....

The 3rd lady didnt say anything....she started crying...hehehahahohọ..i think...i think im gonna a have a dog....

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SEX IN THE DARK

author: sưu tầm

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."