Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about
that?" "He was the original owner."
Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 10
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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