One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his Office and shouted "Beppo Singh,

your daughter Preeto just died in an accident"


Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he
didn't have a daughter named preeto.


When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.


When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Beppo Singh.

Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Beppo Singh are standing when a Britisher

comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite Flowers?


Hindu: "Lotus"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.


Muslim: "Chameli"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Muslim also surprised and angry.


Britisher: "Sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"
Patriotic Beppo: "CACTUS! ab kar le saaf."

Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the

answer is 6!!

Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because
of a power failure.


Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.

Ø Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you
caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and
will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.
If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and inte rrogate it & torture it to
accept that its
a
lion.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."

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Thats funny thanks man

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.