three premier league's top managers sir ferguson, rafa benitez and mourinho are cruising together when the boat crashes. they swim ashore to a deserted island where they were caught by a cannibal. the cannibal were going to eat them but using the persuasion skill that they amazingly have, the cannibal agrees not to eat them for a condition...
cannibal: "if all your three dongs combined are bigger than mine, i'll let you go"

the three managers looks relieved as the cannibal revealed the condition.. however when the cannibal flaunted his amazing 30 cm 'stick of pleasure' those three can only looked at each other with fear... deciding that its better to take the chances than being eaten by the cannibal, they start unzipping their pants...

benitez goes first..
"well after careful measurement mine is 15 cm long, well its half yours cannibal.." he sighed in relief as he has done his part...
as mourinho flaunted his portuguese manhood,
"well mine is 13 cm long... im sure we're going to make it!!"
up to this point they only needed ferguson's to be at least 3 cm to meet the condition given by the cannibal...

ferguson finally shows his manhood:
"hahaha mine is 2.5 cm. that sum up to be 30.5cm and more than yours cannibal.. we're free to go.."

although the cannibal is reluctant to let them go, after careful persuassion, they are set free as the cannibal return to the jungle...

the three then have a little chat about their near death experience..
mourinho: "well you guys are lucky because i have a dong long enough to let us escape from the cannibal!"

benitez: "well you guys are certainly lucky that mine cover half of the required length given by the cannibal.. we saved your arse ferguson!!"

then the manager of red devils calmly replied:



















"you guys are lucky that i had an ERECTION just now!!!!"


lol.. no offense to the MU and ferguson's fan...

loooool
funny one



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1) Qus. : What are you doing?
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Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

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