A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”

The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted,



“Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”

looooool

nice one




HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
>
>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
>chips and dip coming.
>-- Alan, age 10
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're
>stuck with.
>-- Kristen, age 10
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then.
>-- Camille, age 10
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the
>same kids.
>-- Derrick, age 8
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>Both don't want any more kids.
>-- Lori, age 8
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
>-- Martin, age 10
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>-- Craig, age 9
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>When they're rich.
>-- Pam, age 7
>
>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
>- - Curt, age 7
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>-- Howard, age 8
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
>to clean up after them.
>-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>-- Kelvin, age 8
>
>And the #1 Favorite is........
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>-- Ricky, age 10

what a father -.- boy so unlucky to have

Thanks for the laugh. I loved the last kid's quote sparten, haha!

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