1) What has a head and a foot but no arms?
A bed! (submitted by Sierra Mae)


2) The turtle took two chocolates to Texas, to teach Thomas to tie his shoes. How many "Ts" in that?
There are 2 "Ts" in "THAT! (submitted by Alan)


3) What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies! (submitted by nerd)


4) Why do Teddy Bear biscuits wear long trousers?
Because they've got crummy legs! (submitted by Emily is da bomb diggitty)


5) Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
Because they take too long changing! (submitted by pokemon_master_99)


6) Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
He wanted a clean getaway! (submitted by Lauren 12)


7) What has 5 eyes, is blind, goes for miles, yet bumps into nothing?
The Mississippi River! (submitted by Ally Cat)


8) Whats the hardest part about sky diving?
The Ground! (submitted by Lauren D)


9) What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel! (submitted by Danny Alley)


10)What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine! (submitted by Tru Playa)


11)How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that its not empty! (submitted by Heavens Angel_03)


12)What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves! (submitted by Leigh Teetzel)


13)Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends! (submitted by Kayla)


14)What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV? (submitted by Janet S.)


15)What breaks when you say it?
Silence! (submitted by Dawn)


16)If Phil & Lil were a fruit, what kind would they be?
A pear (pair)! (submitted by Britt & Emily)


17)Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the "sand which is" there! (submitted by Jessica Koehlitz)


18)What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A hole! (submitted by matt)


19)If a man falls into an outhouse hole, how long will he be in there?
It depends on how many moons he sees! (submitted by Taylor A.)


20)What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
The road! (submitted by Moke)