Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth."

"Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!"

"And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

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lol.. nice one CCrosface

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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hahaha funy! ill tell one more joke:
how much do you weight?
with my glasses 160pounds.
how much withou glasses?
i dont see without glasses

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.


Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.