After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
lolz, does that means He wa so cheap?.. its so funny.. I am happy someones posted a joke about husband, I have seen so many about wives.
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop and says he wants
his hair dyed brown.
The barber asks him to take off the headphones. The blonde refuses,
but the barber dyes it anyway.
The blonde falls asleep so the barber takes the headphones off and
continues dying his hair.
Two minutes later he''''s shocked to find the blonde is dead. The
barber puts on the headphones and there's a voice repeating, "Breathe
in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Linear Mode
.gif)
