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DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...

This one is for everyone who ...
a) has kids,
had kids,
c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending
to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter
was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look
on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, " What happened to my booger?"

HOW DO U DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-Alan,aged 10

2. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-Camille, age 10

2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to ge married.
-Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don't want any more kids.
-Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

2. On the first date, they just tell
each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. When they're rich.
-Pam, age 7

2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-Curt, age 7

3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's theright thing to do.
-Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing; I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there-Kelvin, age 8

And the Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

The man exclaims, "Damn -- this thing must be an hour fast!"

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"

"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally. About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's member is being exhibited for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH
GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!"

1.Cover your stump before you hump.

2.Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

3.Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4.When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5.Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6.You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7.If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8.If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9.If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10.She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

11.If you go into heat, package your meat.

12.Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

13.Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

14.The right selection! Protect your erection.

15.Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

16.If you really love her, wear a cover.

17.Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

18.Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

19.Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

20.If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

21.No glove, No love.

22.Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

23.AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

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There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...

1.If your girlfriend asks you if you are aware about a girls period and you reply with, "the one before com?"

2.You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.

3.You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"

4.Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

5.All of your friends have an @ in their names.

6.You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

7.Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

8.You laugh at people with dial-up.

9.You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

10.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

11.You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

12.Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

13.You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

14.You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

15.You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.

16.Your best friend is someone you've never met.

17.Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.

18.You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

19.Your dog has its own blog page.

20.So does your cat.

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