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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in
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sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
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01-18-2007, 11:44 AM
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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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01-18-2007, 11:45 AM
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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01-22-2007, 06:05 PM
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thanx a lot buddy for posting it
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01-22-2007, 06:13 PM
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That is very funny 
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01-22-2007, 06:15 PM
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a woman goes to doctor and says: when i touch my head, i feel pain. when i touch my leg, i feel pain, when i touch hand, neck, face or somewhere else i feel pain!
doctor: your finger is broken 
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01-22-2007, 06:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kojoman
Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why's that? My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me
something to keep it in? Certainly? how about a paper bag?
Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me. Next, please!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself
together!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge. What's come over you?
Two cars and a bus!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and
don't stir.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball. Get back
in the queue.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards. I'll deal
with you later.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me. One at a
time, please.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Lie down on the
couch and I'll examine you. I can't. I'm not allowed on the
furniture.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CCrosface
a woman goes to doctor and says: when i touch my head, i feel pain. when i touch my leg, i feel pain, when i touch hand, neck, face or somewhere else i feel pain!
doctor: your finger is broken |
Loool, that is much more funny
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