funny story

Happy Valentine

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Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist ...and she was going to propose to him.

Her friend said, " Marsha you're 34 years old, you're beautiful, you have dozens of men who adore you. Why this dentist?"

"Because he is the First man that ever said to me.... SPIT, don't SWALLOW."

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he he he,,,LOL,,,it's great,,insert more

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The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ..

Nice joke..

Another person got more tickets.... bcoz of you lolzzzzzzzzz.

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jan business man was hard work man so he told his beautiful secretary that he need for
long vocation for some fun..........so when he back to the home he is ask his wife to

jan : plz dana ( wife ) prepare my bag and do not forget my silk red pajamas and the fisher box ...
I will make fisher trip with my friend

jan : but do not forget the red silk pajamas

wife : reply ....I will not forget it

after two weeks jan back to home

wife : how do u do ? did it good fisher trip

jan : well .. it was very good trip I get many types salamon and .... and...and...

jan : but why are you forget to put my red slik pajamas

wife : !!!!!! I put the pajamas in the fisher box !!!!

coooooooooooooooooooool man